Two classmates?

Two classmates, returned to their sorority house for their 20th reunion, were bringing each other up to date on their lives. "Did you marry?" asked Gwen. "Oh, yes," replied Helen. "Twice. But they're both dead now." "Oh, I'm sorry," said Gwen. "What happened?" "Well, Ted, the first one, died from eating poison mushrooms. "How tragic! And what happened to the second?" "That was Jerry. He died just last year. A fractured skull." "My goodness. That's terrible. How did it happen?" "Oh," said Helen. "He simply wouldn't eat his mushrooms."

Two classmates?
lol :) have a star
Reply:haha the deadly helen at it !
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Reply:Nice one, like it





Oh, and Deborah this is the JOKE section, that'd be the section where people tell JOKES, you know, in the JOKE section. If you didn't want to read a JOKE, why come here?
Reply:like it .lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:hahaha,very funny
Reply:aha, magic mushrooms


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Reply:o scary
Reply:hehehe, i've tried that and he wom't eat the mushroom either, pmsl.......... only joking hun





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