How do I shut up classmates that say bad things about me?

My classmates always bother me, I'm in 8th grade.

How do I shut up classmates that say bad things about me?
Honestly, there's not much you can do. You can try to talk to a guidance counselor or teacher, and that might help. The only thing that worked for me when I was in school was ignoring the crap that was said. There was this one girl who bullied me for years and we would consequently bad-mouth each other. Finally, I just quit saying anything about her and let her talk all the trash she wanted to. Our mutual friends realized after a while that she was the one causing all the drama and so even though she was still talking trash about me, our friends just tuned her out when she would do that. And it made me look like the better person. (which, of course, I am... ;) )
Reply:Say bad things about them.
Reply:Ignore them. When you do talk to them say nice things. Like oh that was witty of you, or you are so smart to come up with that!!
Reply:That's the worst age. Just ignore them, they "want" to get a rise out of you. If you show no reaction to it, their efforts to bother you were useless.
Reply:You can act like what they say doesn't bother you one bit. It can be hard, but it will work. Eventually, they will get tired of saying things about you if you show them that their comments have no power over you. If they continue to get a reaction from you, they will continue to say nasty things.


Another thing you can do is whisper to a friend and glance in the other people's direction ... but that won't work as well.
Reply:just leave them alone because they will stop if you won't mind them.
Reply:Ignore them... That is the best way to show that you are superior, than their little game, Now if it is really hurting you what they say, tell an adult, maybe your teacher.They might be able to help you.
Reply:bit them up...........only if ur bigger than them
Reply:When multiple people make fun or laugh at you:





Smile, roll your eyes and shrug your shoulders with your hands upturned like you don't know why in the heck anyone would make fun of you. Tell them they are jealous. When they ask why say "cuz I got game." If they inquire further, just say "gaaaaaammme, brutha, I got game." Smile then ignore them.





Spread rumors that you are a good kisser. Girls like that. When lots of girls like you, other kids will not make fun of you as much.





Fun Insults:


You have reached rock-bottom and have started to dig, sphincter-boy.





Shut your piehole, butt-pirate.





You must be having delusions of adequacy, again.





Jesus, somebody must've pissed in your mother.





Announce to classmates around you both next time when he screws up something:


Ladies and gentlemen, he sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them!





Did a village lose it's idiot? We gotta get you back home. Jane (to another classmate), help this idiot find his village. (then walk away)





Have you been working with glue too much, cheesecake?


(call him cheesecake whenever he talks to you rudely- it's nice and demeaning)





He donated his brain to science before he was done using it.


(say this to other people who are near you two, ignoring the kid making fun of you)





Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.





He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.





If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.





If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.





Look assmunch, I know you are one neuron short of a synapse, so I'm gunna cut you a break today and let you turn around and walk away without my foot in your @$$. (shake head and laugh at them)





Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, cheesecake.





Tell those around you, ignoring the jerk kid:


His wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.





Get friends or the people around you to help rip on the person. If one person rips on you, get 5 people to laugh at them in a humiliating way. Always works.





If groups of people rip on you all at once just relax, smile big, act like you LOVE all the attention, throw your hands in the air and say "ahhhh, what can I say?" People will think you let it slide off you like water off a duck's back.





Call male classmates "my man"


call female classmates "sister"


(makes you look confident-hipster)
Reply:u've most likely tried ignoring them, but sometimes that doesn't work. have u told an adult at the school... like a counselor or a teacher you trust. u'll never be able to truly shut up your classmates from saying bad things about you, but at least they won't be talking about you to your face, if you tell a trusted adult.
Reply:I would just ignore them and keep going on with your life
Reply:You all sound like losers. I notice you're the one who also posted the charming "How can I be popular thread". Tip #1 Don't be such a whiny little crybaby