Monday, April 12, 2010

I need a snappy come-back to my classmates. . . .?

okay, so I am skinny. Sometimes my classmates make fun of me because I am small, so when they call me names or look at me like I'm abnormal, I want to say something back. Any suggestions? And please don't say "Just ignore them". Thanks.

I need a snappy come-back to my classmates. . . .?
To girls say "Your man isn't complaining."
Reply:Are you kidding?


Look em in the face and simply reply, "Yeah, but I can grow/get bigger. Your ugly. You have no hope for normalcy (To ever get a date, etc.)."


or


"It'll be cheaper for me to gain weight, then it will for you to raise all the money you'll need to get a nose (boob/lipo/face transplant) job."


or my favorite


"Are you still pissed I won't go out with you? Get over it!"
Reply:Focus on school and eat a lot of donuts
Reply:They probably jeleous faitties so who cares... im skinny too and i got teased... but what do they say to you first?
Reply:yeah, better than being a fat cow. and I am sure some of them are


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